• Friend: why are you crying?
  • Me: I'm just so beautiful
  • talking to a guy with a beard rn

    my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

    hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

    lameborghini:

    ive been annoyed ever since i was born

    rumified:

    bagmilk:

    how do people do that thing where they can just talk to anyone and not be nervous at all

    It’s called drinking.